Joosted

When you’re extremely high

Yea joosted bro, you?

by Joosted October 12, 2020

Joosted

The act of starting a new groupchat whilst leaving one person - the “joost”, out

Marcus: thank god we joosted tomas. he was getting on my nerves

by jjsbvsva May 3, 2020

joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 28, 2018

joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

Jooster

Jooster it the name given to slash fictions that include the characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster of P.G. Wodehouse novels and the television series Jeeves & Wooster, in which the two men are personified by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively. Jooster ('J' from 'Jeeves' and 'ooster' from 'Wooster') fics always include either the suggestion or actual mention of love between Jeeves and Wooster at some point in the story. Otherwise, the fictions are known only as Jeeves & Wooster fics. (Note: There are no such fics as 'Beeves'.)

Bertie simply couldn't bear it any longer. He launched himself off the sofa and stood in front of his man.

"Oh, Jeeves, dash it all, I love you!"
"I love you too, Sir." Jeeves replied, the corners of his mouth rising one-sixteenth of an inch.
"And this restorative. Why, it's absolutely topping!" Bertie shouted as he waved the emptied glass towards Jeeves.

"I endeavour to give satisfaction, Sir."

~Not taken from any existing Jooster fic. Many brilliant fics can be found at indeedsir at LiveJournal.com.

by LilyV687 September 29, 2010

Jooste

A demon that Keeps you awake at night and lives in your English class

It's Jooste , where is the cross

by Raider768 September 15, 2020

JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.

Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.

by triktrik January 25, 2015