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To waste time, mostly by doing insignificant tasks for self ammusement. Also could be thought of as a slang for masterbation.
by aaron May 31, 2006
Get the lolly gag mug.1. A less vulgar word to describe a woman's shit hole.
2. A non-offensive way to tell a woman she has a nice ass.
2. A non-offensive way to tell a woman she has a nice ass.
by Aaron June 18, 2006
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Get the redonkulama mug.The "Back and forth" poop sign popularized by the movie "Me, You, and Everyone We Know" the )) and (( are two butts, and the <> is poop going back and forth between the two butts. This was supposedly "invented" by a young boy talking to a 40 year old woman on a chat room and pooping "back and forth, forever" is his idea of romance.
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You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." - Robby (age 6) (Me, You, and Everyone We Know)
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." - Robby (age 6) (Me, You, and Everyone We Know)
by Aaron June 19, 2006
Get the ))<>(( mug.An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.
So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"
by Aaron June 19, 2006
Get the The Aristocrats mug.butmud ~but-mud, shit or Poos from the anus, also used to described a hooker when pealing ass cheeks apart to see filthy ass with poos
by aaron May 11, 2006
Get the butmud mug.Bob sent me an email to discuss the agenda of our business meeting but the attachment was a comic about rattlesnake ringtones, it was a misattachment.
by Aaron July 24, 2008
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