aaron's definitions
by aaron September 30, 2003
Get the bongamug. Male: An annoying person who believes themselves to be cool and attractive to the opposite sex. Therefore they have no friends, and are as appealing to the opposite sex as a vasectomy.
Female: An odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. Normally she has no sex appeal and will still be a virgin by the age of 30. They tend to go towards big coats, to hide their fragile, mouse-like physique.
Female: An odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. Normally she has no sex appeal and will still be a virgin by the age of 30. They tend to go towards big coats, to hide their fragile, mouse-like physique.
by Aaron December 8, 2004
Get the maowlemug. like foo except with proper use of the apostrophe for the omission of the letter l. A contraction of the word fool
by Aaron December 23, 2004
Get the foo'mug. you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her
by aaron May 13, 2005
Get the dipstickmug. When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.
by Aaron October 31, 2004
Get the Goonchmug. 
Regarded by many as the best Metallica songs. The song portrays a young soldier who is returning from war, suffering massive damage from a landmine. He cannot speak, he cannot move, he is essentially a head with no body.
Metallica did two versions of this song originally, the original and the rare version. In the rare version, during the long instrumental sections it is filled with speaking, the speaking of the soldier in his mind, the doctors, and his father. The boy pleads for his father to kill him, the doctor realizes the mistake of taking this patient and making him live through this "hell".
Metallica did two versions of this song originally, the original and the rare version. In the rare version, during the long instrumental sections it is filled with speaking, the speaking of the soldier in his mind, the doctors, and his father. The boy pleads for his father to kill him, the doctor realizes the mistake of taking this patient and making him live through this "hell".
On "...and Justice for All."
by Aaron March 5, 2005
Get the Onemug.