Joosey

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

Joosey

Noun - A Cockblocker.

Adjective - Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful: to feel sad cause a close friend wronged you.

Verb - When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.

Why are you acting all joosey?

by JooseyFruit July 12, 2011

Josey Humour

a bizarre type of humour that roots from a TPOT camp named "BFTS". Some symptoms of Josey humour are:

1. Saying WTF way too much
2. Saying "lma" and "lmak" instead/with "lmao"
3. Stroke-like reactions to very weird jokes, usually replacing "WTF" with something like "WTAFYUIOAJULJIHNKML"
4. Mispelling of common words all the time
5. Big Chungus

"that's almost as big as BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!! WTYRFGYHDUIUGYSHJKL"
"o jeez i think uve got Josey Humour lma"
"lma"

by qKitti May 10, 2021

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

joocey

Number 1 ash in Australia, and best siege youtuber on youtuber

3 + 3 = 6 joocey

by Number 1 Ash February 18, 2021

Joose Laugh

Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)

After drinking two jooses with the boys i had the sudden urge to Joose Laugh!

by Connorjoose December 14, 2010

joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!

by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009