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Noun - A Cockblocker.

Adjective - Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful: to feel sad cause a close friend wronged you.

Verb - When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.
Why are you acting all joosey?
Joosey by JooseyFruit July 12, 2011
Related Words
Joosey • josey • joose • joisey • Jonsey • joosed • Joosep • Joisey Accent • jooseppi • jiosey

Josey Humour 

a bizarre type of humour that roots from a TPOT camp named "BFTS". Some symptoms of Josey humour are:

1. Saying WTF way too much
2. Saying "lma" and "lmak" instead/with "lmao"
3. Stroke-like reactions to very weird jokes, usually replacing "WTF" with something like "WTAFYUIOAJULJIHNKML"
4. Mispelling of common words all the time
5. Big Chungus
"that's almost as big as BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!! WTYRFGYHDUIUGYSHJKL"
"o jeez i think uve got Josey Humour lma"
"lma"
Josey Humour by qKitti May 10, 2021

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts
Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?
Jonsey time by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010
Number 1 ash in Australia, and best siege youtuber on youtuber
3 + 3 = 6 joocey
joocey by Number 1 Ash February 18, 2021

Joose Laugh 

Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)
After drinking two jooses with the boys i had the sudden urge to Joose Laugh!
Joose Laugh by Connorjoose December 14, 2010

joose nozzles 

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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