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Jakson
A word taken from the name of the earth mammal the donkey A.K.A the Jack-ass. This name is one used to make fun of a red headed fuck-tard who thinks he knows everything. If you ever come in contact with a Jakson do not try to capture, call the cops. If a Jakson ever gets to close then scream out fire crotch over and over again until it cries and waits for its mommy.
Jakson by Flying Pigglets and ponies June 24, 2010
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Jakson
Jakson by Hellothwre May 10, 2020
Jakson
Lawyer "it wassnt him he said"
*Jakson gets on witness stand*
"It was the lighter your honour I swear!"
*Jakson gets on witness stand*
"It was the lighter your honour I swear!"
Jakson by Steve the hawking October 10, 2019
Jakson Tomicic
Jakson Tomicic by anonymous November 25, 2021
Jakson Branham
This thicccccc individual is literally the definition of the big gei . Occasionally plays with his extremely obese friend and his skinny friend.
Jakson Branham by Masagyro Sukurmum April 9, 2019
Michael Jakson
The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.
Michael Jakson by justapseudonym March 28, 2012
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