Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'
ll have the Chicken McNuggets and a
Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "
Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."