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A certain style of dress and swagger. The epitome of over-dressing. Usually defined as wearing ties when dress code is biz cas. Basically, looking more fly than all the others.
Why am I wearing a tie to the grocery store? Because no one else is - people remember the dude lookin' jazzual in the frozen food section.
Jazzual by Jazzual August 4, 2011
The immediate and extreme chivalrous actions of a recently ejaculated male. Includes but not limited to the cleansing of affected areas, providing necessary replacement clothing, shampooing affected hair, getting a glass of water, etc.
Nelson's post climax treatment and care for his partner's cleanliness and emotional well being could only be described as the highest form of jizzalry.
Jizzalry by ThreeStarBear March 25, 2019

sir. jizzalot 

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing
Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

Jizzalicious 

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)
dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

Jizzalicious 

Something that is so good, it makes you jizz. Usually refers to taste, appearance. Can be used to describe almost anything in the world. However, it is not commonly used to describe sex, as that is physically jizzalicious, and therefore kills the meaning.
Wow! These cupcakes are jizzalicious!

Jizzular 

When something is so amazing and or sexy that it gives you the sensation of getting banged
"holy shit these nachos are so fucking good" moaned bob
"ino man these are jizzular" said tim
Jizzular by FaggyG June 10, 2010