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A certain style of dress and swagger. The epitome of over-dressing. Usually defined as wearing ties when dress code is biz cas. Basically, looking more fly than all the others.
Why am I wearing a tie to the grocery store? Because no one else is - people remember the dude lookin' jazzual in the frozen food section.
Jazzual by Jazzual August 4, 2011
The immediate and extreme chivalrous actions of a recently ejaculated male. Includes but not limited to the cleansing of affected areas, providing necessary replacement clothing, shampooing affected hair, getting a glass of water, etc.
Nelson's post climax treatment and care for his partner's cleanliness and emotional well being could only be described as the highest form of jizzalry.
Jizzalry by ThreeStarBear March 25, 2019

sir. jizzalot 

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing
Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

Jizzalicious 

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)
dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

Jizzalicious 

Something that is so good, it makes you jizz. Usually refers to taste, appearance. Can be used to describe almost anything in the world. However, it is not commonly used to describe sex, as that is physically jizzalicious, and therefore kills the meaning.
Wow! These cupcakes are jizzalicious!

Jizzular 

When something is so amazing and or sexy that it gives you the sensation of getting banged
"holy shit these nachos are so fucking good" moaned bob
"ino man these are jizzular" said tim
Jizzular by FaggyG June 10, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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