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jizzlarious

So hilarious that you jizz yourself
Jake: "...and when he got up his pants fell down"
Dylan: "haha thats jizzlarious"
jizzlarious by DylanHansen December 9, 2008
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jizzulate 

Erratic spasms of the hips while shooting cum that is of a Coca-Cola fizz like consistency on a woman's vagina or a man's butthole.
His jizzulate was the sickest looking shit she had ever seen come out of a man or human being. She promptly wiped herself off with his T-shirt before vomiting in the shower.
jizzulate by Ephlik June 9, 2015

Jizzulate 

To ejaculate semen while celebrating.
He had not planned to jizzulate upon winning the game. But he did.
Jizzulate by Purplehanz June 9, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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