Pertaining to the practiced indifference influences on the feng shui of budget rural accommodations. Carpet with dread lock pilling, the twist knob timer activated heat lamp, the scent of cigarettes and febreeze doing battle, a squeaky bathroom fan, no batteries in the smoke alarm are all common examples of motelegance.
She gazed lustfully as Rusty walked away in those tight jeans, flowing mullet, and that back pocket can of Skoal with a degree of motelegance befitting the pride of Tri county
by ThreeStarBear April 11, 2023
The immediate and extreme chivalrous actions of a recently ejaculated male. Includes but not limited to the cleansing of affected areas, providing necessary replacement clothing, shampooing affected hair, getting a glass of water, etc.
Nelson's post climax treatment and care for his partner's cleanliness and emotional well being could only be described as the highest form of jizzalry.
by ThreeStarBear March 25, 2019
The art and science of doing dad shit.
Examples include but are not limited to: dad jokes, dad advice, dad bod, having a "special set of skills," dad fashion, dad hugs, grilling, tactical countermeasures like replying "no it isn't" to "what's another words for thesaurus?"
You know. Dad shit.
Antonym of bedazzle.
See also Dad-ass
Examples include but are not limited to: dad jokes, dad advice, dad bod, having a "special set of skills," dad fashion, dad hugs, grilling, tactical countermeasures like replying "no it isn't" to "what's another words for thesaurus?"
You know. Dad shit.
Antonym of bedazzle.
See also Dad-ass
The Fourth of July extended family reunion left attendees sunburned with abdomens distended by all the family recipe favorites, and sense of being utterly bedaddled owing the rival fathers efforts to prove dominance in the herd.
by ThreeStarBear September 24, 2023
by ThreeStarBear August 01, 2019
verb. The heroic act of using one’s fingers and thumbs for forward a live action single frame comic to one deemed worthy.
Reginald emitted a wry chuckle, the decision to re-GIF the meme a no brainer, as the 3 second loop of the fainting goat connected his inner monologue with the desire to impress his crush.
by ThreeStarBear January 03, 2025
The year 2020 did not bring humanity flying cars, but rather a swath of Delightenment primarily to rural America ushering in the new Republic of Dumbfuckistan.
by ThreeStarBear November 17, 2022
She summited the mountain, cheeks flushed, heart pounding, skin glistening, soul smiling, and upon turning to see the sweeping vista below had a full body Panoramorgasm.
by ThreeStarBear October 08, 2022