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jizzaler

Meaning: incredibly cool like the coolest in the history of anything just the sickest and coolest dude ever
Jake the Jizzaler
by ultimate jizzaler December 7, 2022
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Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.
Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022
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Jizzalry

The immediate and extreme chivalrous actions of a recently ejaculated male. Includes but not limited to the cleansing of affected areas, providing necessary replacement clothing, shampooing affected hair, getting a glass of water, etc.
Nelson's post climax treatment and care for his partner's cleanliness and emotional well being could only be described as the highest form of jizzalry.
by ThreeStarBear March 25, 2019
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Adolf Jizzler

A man who mainly fucks Jewish bitches
Almost got myself killed calling my friend Adolf Jizzler
by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
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tit jizzler

When you tit fuck a girl until you come on her tits.
Todd fucked my tits last night for 15 minutes until he ejaculated on them on them. He's a true tit jizzler.
by hudsoto March 8, 2010
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jizzler

a gay man

someone who swallows cum

a bitch that goes down on anyone
Jacks little sister Meg is one hell of a jizzler. That bitch went down on me last night and DAM!
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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twizzler jizzler

when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face
I twizzler jizzlered zach's girlfriend last night.
by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010
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