Jazzual's definitions

hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

by Jazzual July 24, 2012

Idiot Snakebite

A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.

The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.

Taking an Idiot Snakebite is a clear sign that you've had too much to drink.

by Jazzual October 21, 2013

cancer bush

Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.

Dude, my pubs look like a chemo patient's! I'm never going to get laid with this cancer bush...

by Jazzual June 14, 2011

saucier

Popular in France and Cajun areas of Louisiana, it's a chef or cook who specializes in making sauces.

I come from New Orleans, so I was taught by my grandmother to be a saucier."

by Jazzual June 14, 2015

Coney Filet

A hot dog smothered in A-1 Steak Sauce. Basically for broke folks who can't afford to eat steak.

If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine I'm eating steak, instead of a coney filet.

by Jazzual August 4, 2011

turtle wax

A term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.

It's as smooth as a tortoise's shell down there - I just got me a turtle wax!

by Jazzual December 18, 2012

junkin

A sexual act. When your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob. Officially called a "blowjunkin."

My girl was so hot for me last night, she attempted to give me a junkin in the parking lot.

by Jazzual July 1, 2012