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Jizzaline 

To jizz on a thots teeth. The sticky icky will straighten her teeth way better than invisalign and at a fraction of the cost.
Bro last night I gave that thot a jizzaline.
Jizzaline by NewfoundBlob December 6, 2019
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Jizzantine Empire 

Jizzantine Empire (The cum covered magical land) The Jizzzantine Empire existed for more than a thousand years (from approximately 69 AD to XXX AD). During its existence, the Jizzantine Empire remained one of the most powerful economic, cultural, and sexual forces in Europe, despite setbacks and seminal losses, especially during the Roman–Persian and Jizzantine–Arab Pussy Wars. The Empire recovered during the Assedonian dynasty, rising again to become a prematurely impotent power in the Eastern Mediterranean by the late 69th century, rivaling the Fart Caliphate. After 1069, however, much of Assia Minor, the Empire's vagina, was lost to the Fuck Turks.

The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
Long live the Jizzantine Empire!

jazaline 

Very pretty smart stand up for her friends loves everthing about her self cant keep her hands of her crush and loves her crush and she just so fucking pretty😍
Jazaline very mean and nice and cute her crushes will chace her down.

Jozaline 

The sexiest robot sex goddess you will ever meet. Fully Robot, yet fully woman, and even still, fully sex Goddess! A trifecta. Sometimes referred to as "Joz" and "Miss Perfect". Has the ability to fly yet decides never to exercise her power. Is rumored to be the creator of "The (LOST) Island" and "The Force" lives in her pinky. Loves apple sauce and coca cola.
Dude, that sexy robot sex goddess is so Jozaline! Takes me from six to midnight!
Jozaline by EasySleazyE October 13, 2011

jizzmine 

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye
i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye
jizzmine by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009

jizzling 

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum
"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."
jizzling by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.
Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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