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jizzulate 

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Erratic spasms of the hips while shooting cum that is of a Coca-Cola fizz like consistency on a woman's vagina or a man's butthole.
His jizzulate was the sickest looking shit she had ever seen come out of a man or human being. She promptly wiped herself off with his T-shirt before vomiting in the shower.
jizzulate by Ephlik June 9, 2015
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Jizzulate 

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To ejaculate semen while celebrating.
He had not planned to jizzulate upon winning the game. But he did.
Jizzulate by Purplehanz June 9, 2023

jizzflakes 

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The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzflakes 

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The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzenate 

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The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool
jizzenate by Mgay July 28, 2009

Jizzular 

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When something is so amazing and or sexy that it gives you the sensation of getting banged
"holy shit these nachos are so fucking good" moaned bob
"ino man these are jizzular" said tim
Jizzular by FaggyG June 10, 2010

jizzocated 

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1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing
"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated
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