jizzulate

Erratic spasms of the hips while shooting cum that is of a Coca-Cola fizz like consistency on a woman's vagina or a man's butthole.

His jizzulate was the sickest looking shit she had ever seen come out of a man or human being. She promptly wiped herself off with his T-shirt before vomiting in the shower.

by Ephlik June 9, 2015

Jizzulate

To ejaculate semen while celebrating.

He had not planned to jizzulate upon winning the game. But he did.

by Purplehanz June 9, 2023

jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009

Jizzular

When something is so amazing and or sexy that it gives you the sensation of getting banged

"holy shit these nachos are so fucking good" moaned bob
"ino man these are jizzular" said tim

by FaggyG June 10, 2010

jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013