jizzrocket
A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.
jizzrocket by TeAmSK June 19, 2009
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jizz rocket
An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.
jizz rocket by the_guy January 13, 2005
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Jizz Rocket
An extremely powerful, yet elusive version of male ejaculation. This often occurs every so often during sex where the ejaculation shoots a much further distance than normal. The amount of semen shot is also greatly increased as well.
I pulled my dick out of her mouth right before I was going to cum, I stood up as she layed down on the bed and I launched a jizz rocket. Man, she was drenched in cum, along with the bed and walls!
Jizz Rocket by Caffeine February 26, 2004
jizzbucket
jizzbucket by Shit Brick July 2, 2003
Jizzjacket
"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."
I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."
I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."
Jizzjacket by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009
JizzJockey.
1. A horse who is super horny and cums.
2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
JizzJockey. by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010
Jizzcricket
Slang term coined in the process of the creation of random humorous insults involving the names of animals.
EX: "Don't talk to me like that, jizzcricket."
EX: "Stop being a jizzcricket and make me a sandwich."
EX: "Stop being a jizzcricket and make me a sandwich."
Jizzcricket by Yozic November 27, 2006