jizzrocket

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.

Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.

by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

jizz rocket

An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.

Oh snap, my jizz rocket shot 4-torsos; thats a new Personal Best!

by the_guy January 13, 2005

Jizz Rocket

An extremely powerful, yet elusive version of male ejaculation. This often occurs every so often during sex where the ejaculation shoots a much further distance than normal. The amount of semen shot is also greatly increased as well.

I pulled my dick out of her mouth right before I was going to cum, I stood up as she layed down on the bed and I launched a jizz rocket. Man, she was drenched in cum, along with the bed and walls!

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

Jizzjacket

A condom to catch the Jizz release

"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009

JizzJockey.

1. A horse who is super horny and cums.

2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:

1. Look at the JizzJockey.

2. Hey Mrs. JizzJockey.. I mean... (ouch; slap in the face.)

by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010

Jizzcricket

Slang term coined in the process of the creation of random humorous insults involving the names of animals.

EX: "Don't talk to me like that, jizzcricket."

EX: "Stop being a jizzcricket and make me a sandwich."

by Yozic November 27, 2006