Definitions by Caffeine
Fertilizer
A low quality type of marijuana, often characterized by an abundance of stems, seeds and extremely low levels of THC.
Fertilizer by Caffeine February 26, 2004
Nipple Sauce
An sex act done by a male prior to orgasm, where he would ejaculate over the female's nipple(s), covering it entirely.
Nipple Sauce by Caffeine February 26, 2004
Mervin
A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.
Wet Towel Fight
A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.
Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.
Wet Towel Fight by Caffeine February 26, 2004
Jizz Rocket
An extremely powerful, yet elusive version of male ejaculation. This often occurs every so often during sex where the ejaculation shoots a much further distance than normal. The amount of semen shot is also greatly increased as well.
I pulled my dick out of her mouth right before I was going to cum, I stood up as she layed down on the bed and I launched a jizz rocket. Man, she was drenched in cum, along with the bed and walls!
Jizz Rocket by Caffeine February 26, 2004
Ganja Grinch
A more specific type of grinch relative to the recreational smoking of marijuana. They are defined as a friend who brings over his/her marijuana to share with yours but, often put down an extremely smaller amount than what you do to smoke.
Trisha is such a Ganja Grinch. Every time we both put down some weed to roll into a blunt, she puts down this tiny little nugget thats about the size of my pinky nail.
Ganja Grinch by Caffeine February 26, 2004