the_guy's definitions

jizz rocket

An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.

Oh snap, my jizz rocket shot 4-torsos; thats a new Personal Best!

by the_guy January 13, 2005

Got Em

Verbal exclamation mark used to enhance a boom.

Pat!: Fuck yo' momma.
Wheelz: GOT EM

by the_guy May 4, 2006

boom

best one syllable word in the English Language. Can be used to a) clarify a point 2) show respeck or d) highlight something ultra sweet.

a) Whore-Hay: "What don't you get? You have to scream Punish. Punish. Boom."
2) Kerwin: "Dirty Chicken! Boom!"
d) Nuno: $150 bar tab?!? Boom!

by the_guy May 4, 2006

Ludoing

A gangbang involving two to four women coupling with four men each.

I'm going to the match tonight, hope to get in the changing room afterwords for some ludoing with the home-team.

by The_guy February 23, 2013

Monkey Tits

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.

Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.

by the_guy January 13, 2005

carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.

The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?

by the_guy January 14, 2005

bunk

1 not good; crappy

2 Commonly used as a substitute in the name of something that you don't like.

1 That new Jonny Deep flick ("Charlie and the Pussy Factory") is bunk, but that cat sure does have the AP.

2 Starbunks, Raisen Bunk, the bunkyard, George Clinton and the Bunkadelics,

by the_guy January 21, 2005