Jizzcricket

Slang term coined in the process of the creation of random humorous insults involving the names of animals.

EX: "Don't talk to me like that, jizzcricket."

EX: "Stop being a jizzcricket and make me a sandwich."

by Yozic November 27, 2006

jizzrocket

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.

Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.

by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

Jizz Cricket

A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket

You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket

by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 8, 2022