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jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.
Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.
jizzdonkey by Saint712 June 26, 2007

jizzrocket 

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.
Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.
jizzrocket by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

Jizzjacket 

A condom to catch the Jizz release
"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

Jizz Jockey 

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.
Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "
Jizz Jockey by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizz jockey 

A person preferably male that has sex with other people for money or other financial gain.
Man, Jim has such nice things. It really pays being a jizz jockey.
jizz jockey by Paledon August 15, 2006
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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