JizzJockey. 

1. A horse who is super horny and cums.

2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:

1. Look at the JizzJockey.

2. Hey Mrs. JizzJockey.. I mean... (ouch; slap in the face.)

JizzJockey. by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010

jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.

Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.

jizzdonkey by Saint712 June 26, 2007

jizzrocket 

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.

Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.

jizzrocket by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

Jizzjacket 

A condom to catch the Jizz release

"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

Jizzjacket by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009

Jizz Jockey 

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

Jizz Jockey by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizz jockey 

A person preferably male that has sex with other people for money or other financial gain.

Man, Jim has such nice things. It really pays being a jizz jockey.

jizz jockey by Paledon August 15, 2006