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jizz jacket june 

Spicy equivalent of destroy dick december, when you jack off into a jacket every day and on the last day you are obligated to wear it.
"jeez, why do you smell like semen"
"i'm completing my jizz jacket june"
jizz jacket june by Vlasta February 20, 2021

jizzbucket 

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.
Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.
jizzbucket by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizzrocket 

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.
Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.
jizzrocket by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

Jizzbasket 

1) Pertaining to the sock you jack off in at night and leave under your bed

2) Derogatory term for anyone who sucks, also see Douchbag
1) "ahh dude my mom found my jizzbasket"

2) "I cant believe Robby screwed my girlfriend, what a jizzbasket"
Jizzbasket by Justin July 25, 2004

JizzJockey. 

1. A horse who is super horny and cums.

2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:
1. Look at the JizzJockey.

2. Hey Mrs. JizzJockey.. I mean... (ouch; slap in the face.)
JizzJockey. by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010

Jizz Jacket 

A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.
Jizz Jacket by VeronicaHill October 17, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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