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People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.
Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt
Soft cheese
and other things....
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.
Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt
Soft cheese
and other things....
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Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
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by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004
Get the jizzmop mug.The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).
Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?
A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")
Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?
A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.
A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")
Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?
A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.
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