jizmop 

Cloth or tissue used to clear up jizz

"There were no tissues by the bed so I had to use my pants as a jizmop."

jizmop by Schpongbot May 26, 2014

Pepto Jizmol 

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.

Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet

Pepto Jizmol by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010

Jizzophobia 

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.

People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....

Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

jismopper 

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.

If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper

jismopper by Your Mom's Box October 9, 2003

jizzmopper 

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

jizzmopper by Heywood April 17, 2003

jizzmop

The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.

"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."

jizzmop by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004

jizzoptysis 

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

jizzoptysis by Sherby November 21, 2006