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Jizzophobia 

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.
People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....
Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

jizzphobia 

the fear of semen
That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia
jizzphobia by Jim April 23, 2004

jizzaphobia 

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body
“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”
jizzaphobia by umermyaum June 23, 2019

Jigophobia 

The blatant fear of black people. This fear is commonly mistaken for racism and affects most people who live in or around small rural towns all over America although most cases are recorded in the southern states.
I think Karen's Jigophobia is getting worse. Every time she sees a black person she screams rape and runs in the opposite direction.
Jigophobia by donkeypunchyou March 28, 2009

jinnophobia 

A person who dislikes, or is scared of bald people. Someone who doesn’t like or hates Jinn is jinnophobic. Mainly because Jinn is bald
“Do you like Jinn?”
“Nah I’m Jinnophobic” OR “Nah I have Jinnophobia”
jinnophobia by Nbp3 February 22, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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