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jizmonkey 

a monkey who jizzes on fit bitches
the monkey jizzed on the fit whore coz he's a jizmonkey
jizmonkey by sektor3 June 11, 2003

jiz monkey 

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.
Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus
jiz monkey by meowpoop April 21, 2007

jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.
Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.
jizzdonkey by Saint712 June 26, 2007
I need to get some jib but I don't have any jibmoney.
jibmoney by jibmoney May 5, 2018

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007
A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.
Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy
jewmonkey by figo February 14, 2005