jizmonkey

A cute horny gay guy.

When I went to the gaybar, I saw a ton of jizmonkeys!

by Noba D March 28, 2010

jizmonkey

a monkey who jizzes on fit bitches

the monkey jizzed on the fit whore coz he's a jizmonkey

by sektor3 June 11, 2003

jiz monkey

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.

Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus

by meowpoop April 21, 2007

jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.

Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.

by Saint712 June 26, 2007

jibmoney

meth money

I need to get some jib but I don't have any jibmoney.

by jibmoney May 5, 2018

jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

by figo February 14, 2005