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Pepto Jizmol 

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.
Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet
Pepto Jizmol by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010
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achieveing something just to prove it can be done
jismole by porkbips April 14, 2003
1. Said upon the process of completing a task or obligation.
2. A spinning city off.
jismo, jismo, jismole
jismole by jimfrey April 7, 2003
1. moment of completion i.e. ejaculation
jismole by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Jizmotectec 

1. a creature or personage of shocking and unfathomable vanity, hate, selfishness, cruelty, tailoring, and diet beverage consumption.... Also a pathological fear of being spotted in daylight or with a individual below his perceived caste. And paisley headbands. Heavy smoker and prone to bingeing on 7Eleven taquitos, and Protein Bars and purging.

2. A bitch with a dark broken soul....Anjelica Huston, Courtney Love, Bettie Davis.
"That Jizmotectec is soaking in Aqua di Parma like a cheap italian prostitute."

"Does that common Jizmotectec even have eyes?"
Jizmotectec by TyrantBobby September 24, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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