jizmop

Cloth or tissue used to clear up jizz

"There were no tissues by the bed so I had to use my pants as a jizmop."

by Schpongbot May 26, 2014

krautburst

A spontaneous exclamation in cod-German by one who does not speak the language, where other tongues are inadequate to express the annoyance and/or impatience felt.

- "Shitze! ich haf vergoten Mein fickensie iPhon! ... Oh dear. Please excuse my krautburst. I have been a bit stressed lately."
- Nicht betroublen deinem asse."

by Schpongbot May 26, 2014