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The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.
"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."
jizzmop by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004
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An article of cloth or clothing that one uses to clean up his load.
Hey baby pass me that jizzmop and I'll clean off your back.
jizzmop by jdk929 December 28, 2005
n. an unfortunate individual tasked with sanitizing an area that was splattered with semen, usually for work-based purposes.
Damn, did you hear about Ernie? He was put on jizzmop duty!
jizzmop by MellowshipSlinky91 January 3, 2009
A young permiscious person whose sole purpose in life is to capture and absorb man gravy.
Dude 1, Check it out, that chick is a babe.
Dude 2, (Loud alarm sound) No way man, she's a jizzmop! (Clean up in aisle 3)
jizzmop by supa steeze pants May 2, 2009
(Noun). An explosion of excitement similar or equivalent to male or female ejaculation.
Ex.1

(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!

Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?
jizzpop by LilGzeLumbee January 20, 2014

jizzmonster 

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.
"I am a jizzmonster"

Jizzmorjoint?

Ultimately, a bribe.
In order to get a male to do a task, the female must either roll him a joint or make him jizz to get him to do what she wants.
Take your pick.
Will you come to the store with me?
Jizzmorjoint?
Joint.
Start rolling bitch.
Jizzmorjoint? by Toronto Genius December 16, 2008
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