jizzmopper

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

by Heywood April 17, 2003

jizzmopper

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth

"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"

by crackman April 17, 2003

jizzmopper

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.

"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."

by XenophonJ September 24, 2009

jizzmopper

One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club

DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?

by FATTYBOOMBATTY May 13, 2005

jizzmopper

a person, with two first names as his full name, who is commonly found sporting a mullet, overalls and drives a 80's style t-top camaro who's job is to mop up other men's gizz for there later secretive personal use.

that "g wad" dj is nothing but a schwoogie "jizzmopper"

also see : g wad and schwoogie

by NIZZLE4RIZZLE December 28, 2005

Jizzmopper

A person whom is magnetically attracted to & absourbs any semen within a 1 mile radius ,& has no control or choice over the accumulation ingested inside that person's orfice s.

When the breeze is around, it blows all the semen in town right at that jizzmopper

by Squachy September 11, 2025

jizzmopper

DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.

That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.

by mimikova April 28, 2011