The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.
Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
by Heywood April 17, 2003
by crackman April 18, 2003
A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.
"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."
by XenophonJ September 24, 2009
by FATTYBOOMBATTY March 03, 2005
a person, with two first names as his full name, who is commonly found sporting a mullet, overalls and drives a 80's style t-top camaro who's job is to mop up other men's gizz for there later secretive personal use.
by NIZZLE4RIZZLE December 08, 2005
Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.
Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.
Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.
Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.
Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.
1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.
by Kenneth Lei February 05, 2008
by mimikova April 10, 2011