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Jizzophobia 

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.
People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....
Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011
Words you can keep

jizzphobia 

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia
jizzphobia by Jim April 23, 2004

jizmophobia 

Irrational fear of jizz and white sauces.
Alfredo looks like nut on pasta and I cant eat it because of my jizmophobia!

I've had jizmophobia since he spidey'd me and got jizz in my eye. In MY EYE, BITCH!
jizmophobia by spidey13 January 14, 2015

jizzaphobia 

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body
“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”
jizzaphobia by umermyaum June 23, 2019

Jizzphobic 

Term used to describe the sufferer of jizzphobia, the fear of splooge.
Dave: "Did you shoot in her mouth?"

Harold: "No danger, she's bastard jizzphobic!"

"Go on you dirty bitch let me squirt on your tits...."
"No way, you know I'm Jizzphobic"

She's the world record jizzwalker - she's jizzphobic!"
Jizzphobic by Imaffit November 27, 2009

Jigophobia 

The blatant fear of black people. This fear is commonly mistaken for racism and affects most people who live in or around small rural towns all over America although most cases are recorded in the southern states.
I think Karen's Jigophobia is getting worse. Every time she sees a black person she screams rape and runs in the opposite direction.
Jigophobia by donkeypunchyou March 28, 2009

jinnophobia 

A person who dislikes, or is scared of bald people. Someone who doesn’t like or hates Jinn is jinnophobic. Mainly because Jinn is bald
“Do you like Jinn?”
Nah I’m Jinnophobic” OR “Nah I have Jinnophobia”
jinnophobia by Nbp3 February 22, 2024
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Example 2:
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