jizmo

An incredible amount of semen.

Do you think that stuff on the porn actress' face is real? I mean.. That a lot of jizmo.

by Greg O'neal October 10, 2003

Jizmo

1) (adj) when something is beyond crazy, it is said to be jizmo

2) (adj) totally out of this world, no other words can explain the situation

3) (verb) to spice up; to make more interesting or less boring

(1 and 2) "Dude that explosion was so jizmo!"

(3) "Dude we're going to English class."
"Yea I know...I wish the teacher could jizmo the class up a little."

by JizmOliviaa January 22, 2009

jizmos

When you get creeped out while cumming

“I had the Jizmos last night”

by Andrew Kula October 21, 2020

Jizmo

Jizmo 'jesus' Venables. An avantgarde noise music composer, from Coventry, a place where music is just noise and his father made a humble living distributing for the Avon company. Some call him a maverick, some a genius , but you know what yeah he's alright.

Person 1: have you heard of that dude who had Minecraft e-sex?
Person 2: ohhhhh, you mean jizmo

by CovyCunt January 17, 2024