Definitions by SkoalReaver

Pepto Jizmol 

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.

Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet

Pepto Jizmol by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010

Floornicate 

verb: meaning to have sex on the floor. Noun version is floornication

Man her ass is so fine I want to throw her down and floornicate with her

Floornicate by Skoalreaver October 5, 2009

Lubricano 

A greasy mexican or central american person

Why are there 300 lubricanos hanging around home depot looking for day labor?

Lubricano by SkoalReaver September 28, 2009

tortilla pilot 

any mexican, central american, south american person

This neighborhood would be nice if there were not so many tortilla pilots living here.

tortilla pilot by skoalreaver September 28, 2009

Tortilla Pilot 

noun

any brown skinned immigrant of the hispanic persuasion

Hey! that bondo covered van full of tortilla pilots just cut me off. Call immigration!

Tortilla Pilot by SkoalReaver October 6, 2008