jesuscore

Hardcore metal with a Christian message. For example: Hopesfall, Chevelle, Norma Jean, Living Sacrifice, Further Seems Forever.

Bryan: What's Chevelle's genre?
Tito: Its like Christian rock...
Bryan: Like screaming to Jesus?
Tito: Yea, JESUS CORE!!
Bryan: HAHAHAHAH, u fucking!!!
Tito: .........

by Tito May 3, 2003

Jesusportation

Walking, i.e., how Jesus got everywhere

The car broke down again. Looks like we're taking jesusportation.

by E.T.E. December 30, 2007

jesusaures-rex

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

by neil awsome January 12, 2009

Jesuscracy

A nation ruled by Jesus.

The deep south is a theocracy, not a Jesuscracy.

by SatanChrist May 9, 2005

jesusfreak

one who is obsessed with jesus

Run! The Jesusfreak Republicans are coming!

by Jake May 8, 2003

jesushole

Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.

After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.

by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010

jesusfreak

Someone who follows the christian religion , but has to tell everyone else how great their god is , and preach , and quote the bible all the time.Is often intolerrant of other's religion.

Gerry : man Fred is such an intolerrant jesusfreak !

Chloe : amen to that

Fred : did I hear someone say amen ! , does that mean you're finally going to convert to the one true religion ?!

Gerry: If your religion is so great , why do you have to force people to join ?

by Victoria Violet October 31, 2006