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Jesusportation 

Walking, i.e., how Jesus got everywhere
The car broke down again. Looks like we're taking jesusportation.
Jesusportation by E.T.E. December 30, 2007

jesusaures-rex 

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.
Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here
jesusaures-rex by neil awsome January 12, 2009

Jesuscracy 

The deep south is a theocracy, not a Jesuscracy.
Jesuscracy by SatanChrist May 9, 2005

jesusfreak 

Run! The Jesusfreak Republicans are coming!
jesusfreak by Jake May 8, 2003
Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.
After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.
jesushole by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010

jesusfreak 

Someone who follows the christian religion , but has to tell everyone else how great their god is , and preach , and quote the bible all the time.Is often intolerrant of other's religion.
Gerry : man Fred is such an intolerrant jesusfreak !

Chloe : amen to that

Fred : did I hear someone say amen ! , does that mean you're finally going to convert to the one true religion ?!

Gerry: If your religion is so great , why do you have to force people to join ?
jesusfreak by Victoria Violet October 31, 2006