jesusfreak
jesusfreak by Jake May 8, 2003
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jesusfreak
Someone who follows the christian religion , but has to tell everyone else how great their god is , and preach , and quote the bible all the time.Is often intolerrant of other's religion.
Gerry : man Fred is such an intolerrant jesusfreak !
Chloe : amen to that
Fred : did I hear someone say amen ! , does that mean you're finally going to convert to the one true religion ?!
Gerry: If your religion is so great , why do you have to force people to join ?
Chloe : amen to that
Fred : did I hear someone say amen ! , does that mean you're finally going to convert to the one true religion ?!
Gerry: If your religion is so great , why do you have to force people to join ?
jesusfreak by Victoria Violet October 31, 2006
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jesusfreak
A highly obnoxious person who never shuts up about Jesus, God, church, or any combination of these. They constantly try to convert people to their religion, and often mistake politeness as an agreement to join their cultish Jesus-freak ways.
A common trait in Jesus Freaks is their total lack of interest in actually following the morals and such of their own religion, even though they pretend to (i.e., lying, adultery, etc). They also believe that Jesus and God make everything better, and anything negative in their lives must be pinned on Satan.
Of course, they only use God and Jesus and religion as a crutch because they can't handle the harsh reality that is called life.
A common trait in Jesus Freaks is their total lack of interest in actually following the morals and such of their own religion, even though they pretend to (i.e., lying, adultery, etc). They also believe that Jesus and God make everything better, and anything negative in their lives must be pinned on Satan.
Of course, they only use God and Jesus and religion as a crutch because they can't handle the harsh reality that is called life.
Jesusfreak: I was reborn in Christ, and now everything is magically better!
Not-Jesusfreak: ...I don't believe in God, jesusfreak.
Jesusfreal: Get thee away, SATAN!
(Bible verse-quoting and holy water-throwing ensues.)
Not-Jesusfreak: ...I don't believe in God, jesusfreak.
Jesusfreal: Get thee away, SATAN!
(Bible verse-quoting and holy water-throwing ensues.)
jesusfreak by Moo Moo Muffin June 27, 2008
Jesusfreak
A naive person that believes in everrything the bible says and don't think for themselves.
A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
Woman: "Oh look, is that an airplane?"
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"
Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"
Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
Jesusfreak by psykoterror November 6, 2017
Jesus freak
n. Someone who displays an unusual or embarrasing amount of enthusiasm for Jesus.
This term was first used in the 1960's in reference to the growing movement of radical, unconventional Christians who often displayed hippie leanings.
This term was first used in the 1960's in reference to the growing movement of radical, unconventional Christians who often displayed hippie leanings.
Hey, David, if you dance around like that, people are going to start thinking you're some kind of Jesus freak.
Jesus freak by Bad Grammar Must Die April 2, 2003
Jesus freak
Someone who:
Has a bracelet,bumper sticker,t-shirt, etc with Christian phrases on it.
Is a born again Christian.
Goes to church.
Talks freely to many people about their beliefs.
Has the fire of Jesus in their heart.
Has a bracelet,bumper sticker,t-shirt, etc with Christian phrases on it.
Is a born again Christian.
Goes to church.
Talks freely to many people about their beliefs.
Has the fire of Jesus in their heart.
Jesus freak by Jesus Freak July 5, 2003
jesus freak
Someone who persists in talking about the importance of Jesus in their life and the world to the point of being rude.
jesus freak by Observer52 August 30, 2005
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