Tito's definitions

da lyfe

The lifestyle lived usually by young white girls where they post in their blogs about how hard their lives are, relating them to those of black people in neighborhoods such as harlem or detroit, because their fathers cut their allowances down or got them a Toyota instead of the Lexus they had been dreaming of.

"People just don't understand. Kevin broke up with me because I spent too much money on shoes last week. This is da lyfe!"

by Tito July 11, 2006

rosa parks

When you are doing a girl in the butt in the front of the bus, and people ask you to move to the back, and you don't. So you decide to boycott the bus and do her in the butt at the bus stop.

"Chill out I was just rosa parksing her. No need to make me move to the back of the bus."

by Tito May 13, 2005

Good News Goats

Adj; A positive outcome or future event. When there is a good turn of events. Antonym of Bad News Bears.

You're not having my kid?! That's good news goats!

by Tito January 26, 2005

Dumbosity

One who lacks in the fields of smartosity (courtesy of mi Manolita)

You are laughing on the inside because of the extremeness of my "Dumbosity"

by Tito January 18, 2005

catstac

catstac is cats mirrored, like a stack of cats (popular in japan)

and then my car crashed into a castac

by tito December 30, 2004

Cannon Group

A group of Brown University Engineers who fight for hammer justice

See also: The Cannon Group

The Cannon Group has given you a dare!

by tito December 30, 2004

thunderkick

A powerful attack of the martial arts variety

tito has a level 3 thunderkick

by tito December 30, 2004