Tito's definitions

thunderkick

A powerful attack of the martial arts variety

tito has a level 3 thunderkick

by tito December 30, 2004

double chop

Another powerful attack (See: thunderkick) of the martial arts variety

tito has only a level 2 double chop

by tito December 30, 2004

sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 12, 2004

shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.

by Tito September 18, 2003

Illmatic

Nice, cool, crazy

did you see that ass. It wuz illmatic

by tito April 17, 2003

wednesday money

money to last you from wednesday till the weekend

chris: wanna get high on tuesday?
tito: nah chill cuz, i need my wednesday money.
chris: I'll pay u back double next week DUDE!
tito: idk man.....

by tito May 3, 2003