jesushole

Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.

After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.

by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010

jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.

Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.

by demonminion November 28, 2012

jesshole

a mean, aggresive bitch

Salmon and Tilapia are both jessholes.(:

by N.G(: April 9, 2010

jasshole

pretty much the same meaning as the word asshole, but with more definition, and more demeanor, but not as evil in a sense. Jasshole is used in times of when friends or relatives want to joke with one another and not actually call the intended person an actual asshole.

Example 1: playing the card game asshole
Guy1: haha i'm president sucka
Guy:2 yea im neutral.. whos ass?
Guy3: i think Chris is
Guy1: haha jasshole gimmie your best cards.

by HarveysPimp April 6, 2005

JesusPhone

Pseudonym for the Apple iPhone or iPhone 3G.

OMG! Is that the JesusPhone?

by loser101onub August 11, 2008

jesuscore

Hardcore metal with a Christian message. For example: Hopesfall, Chevelle, Norma Jean, Living Sacrifice, Further Seems Forever.

Bryan: What's Chevelle's genre?
Tito: Its like Christian rock...
Bryan: Like screaming to Jesus?
Tito: Yea, JESUS CORE!!
Bryan: HAHAHAHAH, u fucking!!!
Tito: .........

by Tito May 3, 2003

Jesuswhore

n. one who brings up Jesus or even religion in normal converstaion in a non-mocking way. Also acts as though they are 'loved' by Jesus more then normal people.

1) Goddamn, that chick is a Jesuswhore, she kept asking me if I've 'accepted him' as my saviour when I asked her about shampoo.

by KatieCARCRASH August 3, 2007