631 definitions by Jake

cackle

your penis; derived from the language Jag

"I got my cackled sucked last night."

by Jake January 7, 2005

pantie wetter

a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman

Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.

by Jake January 30, 2004

Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)

I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.

by Jake March 24, 2004

loan shark

A sad shark all by itself.

Awww, look at the lil' loan shark.

by Jake July 25, 2004

Red Sox

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.

"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."

by Jake February 8, 2005

White Knight

A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.

"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."

by Jake November 4, 2004

nightcream

nocturnal emission

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere

by Jake March 6, 2004