Jake's definitions

on the rag

(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.

She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.

by Jake February 20, 2004

Tweed

Mid Western term for something "hip" or cool. Prince once spoke of someone as Tweed.

When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."

Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.

by Jake May 13, 2005

Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)

1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?

by Jake January 25, 2005

Grand Canyon

The act of which during sex the male inserts his cock in the bottom of the females cleavage and runs it through to the top where she then gives him oral sex.

Less technical : Stick da cock inbetween them titties to get that blow job!

Man I swear,if the woman aint got big tits theres no point for a grand canyon.

by Jake October 13, 2004

gothic-punk

1.A type of music that usually combines the poetry of gothism and the sound of hardcore punk.

2.A suculture that combines gothism and punkism.

AFI's Sing The Sorrow is a gothic-punk album.

by Jake July 18, 2004

used

A Good Punk Band produced by John Feldmann.

The Used kick ass

by Jake December 12, 2003

woot

Woot originated from a gaming slang term, and abbreviation of "We Owned the Other Team", owned meaning defeated decisively. abbreviated to "woot", zeros often replace o's to form w00t.

<game over, red team wins> w00t. we totally destroyed Blue.

Oh yeah w00t!

by Jake April 5, 2005