jesbo 

Jewish Lesbian

That girl is a jesbo.

jesbo by isatneffy October 6, 2009

Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".

Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.

Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

JeeBooVeeJuss

The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.

Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"

JeeBooVeeJuss by RonMac December 4, 2018

Jessois 

A Jessois can be usually seen slithering around campus, in particular near HSSB. They typically say they will do something but end up not coming through. They're not very cash money.

Wow what a Jessois! That's such a Jessois move right there dood. Typical of a Jessois.

Jessois by WarmBagel October 4, 2019

Jetboat 

The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.

"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."

Jetboat by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013

Jisbon 

The best ship in the entire mentalist fandom. Made up of Patrick Jane and Thereasa Lisbon. Currently together and canon.

My OTP us Jisbon.

Jisbon by IntelligentFangirl August 25, 2014

Jeston

A Jeston is someone who is always there for you. He has a great personality and is just an amazing person to be around. Jestons are very handsome and can sometimes be annoying...but in a good way. Jeston always make time for his girlfriend and treats her right. If you have a Jeston never let him go.

Jeston treats his girlfriend so right.

Jeston is so handsome

Jeston by Lover367 April 28, 2019