jesbo
That girl is a jesbo.
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Jesomercial
The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
JeeBooVeeJuss
The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.
Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
JeeBooVeeJuss by RonMac December 4, 2018
Jessois
A Jessois can be usually seen slithering around campus, in particular near HSSB. They typically say they will do something but end up not coming through. They're not very cash money.
Jetboat
The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.
This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.
This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.
"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."
Jetboat by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013
Jisbon
The best ship in the entire mentalist fandom. Made up of Patrick Jane and Thereasa Lisbon. Currently together and canon.
Jisbon by IntelligentFangirl August 25, 2014
Jeston
A Jeston is someone who is always there for you. He has a great personality and is just an amazing person to be around. Jestons are very handsome and can sometimes be annoying...but in a good way. Jeston always make time for his girlfriend and treats her right. If you have a Jeston never let him go.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.