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The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.
"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."
Jetboat by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013
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A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3
Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#
jewboat by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018
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Quadruple Jet Boat 

The act of putting two women next to each other and motorboating between the innermost breasts while fondling the outermost breasts. It is called this because a jet boat is far superior to a motorboat and there are four breasts involved.
Josh did a Quadruple Jet Boat with those two hot chicks he took home from the bar last night.
Quadruple Jet Boat by ChazWski March 27, 2015

jetboating 

similar to motorboating where you blow rapid air bubbles in between a women's boobies, jetboating is doing the same on the at first frightened but eventually appreciative women's taint and butthole
she wasn't really into the 69 until I starting jetboating her and she climaxed in about 10 seconds
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Jet Boat 

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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
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He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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love peace and chicken grease 

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Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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