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A Jessois can be usually seen slithering around campus, in particular near HSSB. They typically say they will do something but end up not coming through. They're not very cash money.
Wow what a Jessois! That's such a Jessois move right there dood. Typical of a Jessois.
Jessois by WarmBagel October 4, 2019
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The religion of worshipping jesse,the never ending powerful demon of the deep dark abyss
Do you wanna join our religion,jesseism
Jesseism by Aheydge7e October 30, 2019
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Something awkward or embarrassing that you say while very very tired. When you become this tired inhibitions are lowered much like a drunken state.
I can't believe I told Roger about my first time last night...what a jessism.
jessism by jessjessthejess December 6, 2010
A religion praising it's founder, Jessie
I believe in Jessism because I'm smart.
Jessism by Pickchik22 October 16, 2008
The absolute definition of perfection and beauty. she is loved be all who know her but especially loved by one, a person called Rayn. Jessisa will always be safe and happy and she has the friends to ensure this.=) <3 00 (see also Rayn)
"Man that Jessisa is breath-taking
Jessisa by Sir Rayn October 18, 2008
/noun/ A slang term for over-sized breasts on a male human (someone who suffers from gynecomastia).
Boris - Christ Serge, you need to lay off the lager and trans fats, you're getting a nasty set of Jessops under that roll-neck sweater.

Serge - Fancy a good hard tit wank fella?
Jessops by speedophile October 20, 2008
someone who has the behaviour of a grandpa, even though he's young in age.
Jessişko almost had an heart attack while watching his friend horse around .
jessişko by kankişko January 29, 2017
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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