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The religion of worshipping jesse,the never ending powerful demon of the deep dark abyss
Do you wanna join our religion,jesseism
Jesseism by Aheydge7e October 30, 2019
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Something awkward or embarrassing that you say while very very tired. When you become this tired inhibitions are lowered much like a drunken state.
I can't believe I told Roger about my first time last night...what a jessism.
jessism by jessjessthejess December 6, 2010
A religion praising it's founder, Jessie
I believe in Jessism because I'm smart.
Jessism by Pickchik22 October 16, 2008
The absolute definition of perfection and beauty. she is loved be all who know her but especially loved by one, a person called Rayn. Jessisa will always be safe and happy and she has the friends to ensure this.=) <3 00 (see also Rayn)
"Man that Jessisa is breath-taking
Jessisa by Sir Rayn October 18, 2008
/noun/ A slang term for over-sized breasts on a male human (someone who suffers from gynecomastia).
Boris - Christ Serge, you need to lay off the lager and trans fats, you're getting a nasty set of Jessops under that roll-neck sweater.

Serge - Fancy a good hard tit wank fella?
Jessops by speedophile October 20, 2008
someone who has the behaviour of a grandpa, even though he's young in age.
Jessişko almost had an heart attack while watching his friend horse around .
jessişko by kankişko January 29, 2017
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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