jesko

jesko by wassup yeahh May 20, 2008

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Jesko

First: Jesko has a huge dick. He is the most caring and reliable man you could ever ask for. He is not only good looking, extremely athletic and mind-blowing hot, he has the most beautiful character and he will give you such a good feeling when he is around. There is aint nobody you can have as much fun as with Jesko. He will do anything for you and if you want to, he will steal a baby lamb with you. Jesko is a very good surfer and exeedingly intelligent. Not only his dick is very big, also his heart. Jesko will love you so much and you must be happy when he is a part of you life. If you have a Jesko in your life just keep him. And if you will met a Jesko you have to hang out with him, for one or two (probably more) cold froffies.

1: Have you also met the cute and funny man last night?
2: Yeah he is such a pretty ass surfer dude..
3: This sexy motherfucker Jesko is mine you retarded cunts!

Jesko by alaska1770 November 23, 2021

Jesko

First: Jesko has a huge dick. He is the most caring and reliable man you could ever ask for. He is not only good looking, extremely athletic and mind-blowing hot, he has the most beautiful character and he will give you such a good feeling when he is around. There is aint nobody you can have as much fun as with Jesko. He will do anything for you and if you want to, he will steal a baby lamb with you. Jesko is a very good surfer and exeedingly intelligent. Not only his dick is very big, also his heart. Jesko will love you so much and you must be happy when he is a part of you life. If you have a Jesko in your life just keep him. And if you will met a Jesko you have to hang out with him, for one or two (probably more) cold froffies.

1: Have you also met the cute and funny man last night?
2: Yeah he is such a pretty ass surfer dude..
3: This sexy motherfucker Jesko is mine you retarded cunts!

Jesko by alaska1770 November 23, 2021

Jesko

A dude who identifies as Jesus. He wants to rule the world and don’t worry-the Autism Revolution will also get you!

“Someone hit me with a diablo today!”

“It must have been one of the Jeskos!”

Jesko by dolphinuwu August 6, 2022

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iam_jesko

A amazing VR content creator. Also sexxsy

Iam_jesko is the best

iam_jesko by Linkz_VR March 27, 2022

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Jesomercial

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".

Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.

Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

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