jerkay

pronounced JERRRRRKAYYYY

its an exaggerated form of just kidding or "JK"

Terrorist: We will bomb the white house
Obama: WHAT?
Terrorist: JERKAY *laughs*

by stonebuddha August 22, 2009

Worm jerky

Dried worm found on the pavement.

Eww! A worm jerky!

by zimmygirl777 April 5, 2023

Hot Jerky

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.

by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

JerkyHole

A hole that is filled with jerky.
Not to be confused with a JerkHole.

Person 1: "Hey Wanna Go To A JerkyHole?"
Person 2: "A JerkHole?"
Person 1: "No a JerkyHole"
Person 2: "Oh Sure."

by What the fuck am i doing? January 31, 2018

cold jerky

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.

by DaStrangla January 23, 2007

twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

by geodave August 27, 2013