jerkaholic

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.

He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.

by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008

Jerkaholic

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.

I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!

by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014

jerkaholic

slang; a girl who finds herself constantly falling for the wrong guys who her friends think are jerks.

"I can't believe she feel for that bastard, she is such a jerkaholic!"

by Bec April 5, 2005

jerkaholic

Addicted to jerking

Addicted to TheRealRangersInc on youtube :p

TheRealRangersInc are jerkaholics first video coming soon

by Ncredible December 18, 2012

Jericholic

Huge Chris Jericho fans. They love Chris and always will.

"Hey did you see Jericho kick Cena's ass last night on Raw?"

"Hell yea, im a huge Jericholic"

by GirlyWrestleBlog May 10, 2008

jackaholic

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.

"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."

by raven January 28, 2003

Jockaholic

A person who is addicted to working out or athletic pursuits.

Damn, when Julia isn't sleeping she's out biking, hiking, skiing, or in the gym. She's such a jockaholic!

by The Word Warrior February 18, 2011