jerkaholic

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.

He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.

by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008

jerkaholic

slang; a girl who finds herself constantly falling for the wrong guys who her friends think are jerks.

"I can't believe she feel for that bastard, she is such a jerkaholic!"

by Bec April 5, 2005

jerkaholic

Addicted to jerking

Addicted to TheRealRangersInc on youtube :p

TheRealRangersInc are jerkaholics first video coming soon

by Ncredible December 18, 2012

Jerkaholic

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.

I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!

by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014