"Jerk" comes from the phrase "Jerking Off" which also means masturbating
"able" means having the ability to do something/opportunity do something
Combine them together and you have "Jerkable"
In simpler words, Jerkable means being able to jerk off to something.

Joon Sung Kim: "Bro I jerked off to Hentai yesterday, that shit was awesome"
Aiden Lee: "Hentai??!! wtf man! that shit is unjerkable, how do you jerk off to animated characters"

OR

Aiden Lee: "bro did u see that Ash Kaashh gawk gawk video?"
Joshua Hwang: "Yeah man, that shit is jerkable as FUCK"

Jerkable by youngdaggerdiq January 23, 2022

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Jerkalerkalot

A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.

Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.

1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.

or, alternatively,

1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.

Jerkalerkalot by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012

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Jerkalope

One who displays the actions of a jerk, yet has the rack of an antelope to harm.

Dan showed up at my wedding wearing a dress to match my bridal gown, what a jerkalope!

Jerkalope by Amey T. October 2, 2003

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Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome

Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.

Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!

Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome by JSJoyce July 28, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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