Jerky 

1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox

Jerky by Raimondo March 15, 2005

jerky 

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra

jerky by Gabo, de la Guerra October 18, 2004

jerky 

One really good hand job

Harry: Oh man! She gave me the best jerky last night!

Casey: Oh shut up! You already know I give the best babe!

Daniel: DAMN! Maybe you can give me a jerky too, Casey.

jerky by 3nz0 July 11, 2010

jerky 

jerky (noun) - another word for the female buttocks.

Dang, did you see all that jerky on Beyonce?

jerky by Enairb September 23, 2007

Jerky 

Calling someone a JERK! But in a nice way!

Jerky: I hate you!
Not jerky: Stop being such a JERKY

Jerky by Coolio personnn November 24, 2020

Jerky 

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.

Yo bro I'm jerky right now.

Jerky by Skib Toilet bruv August 23, 2023

jerky treats 

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007