Meat Blanket

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .

Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.

by geodave June 16, 2016

Bombasticism

The art and science of being bombastic enough to get people to listen to you, even though you're just a windbag.

Russ's bombasticism made for good ratings, despite his utter lack of content.

by geodave January 19, 2013

Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

by geodave September 07, 2013

Couchrage

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

by geodave April 07, 2015

Fecquency

The frequency of one's defecation

Kevin has a high fecquency - dude is always sitting on the toilet

by geodave October 29, 2011

Eyesters

They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.

Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.

by geodave December 17, 2014

Oralboros

A stylized image of a snake performing oral sex upon itself. Related to the Ouroboros.

The symbol of the Oralboros spraypainted on walls meant we were crossing into Greenwich Village.

by geodave February 09, 2013