geodave's definitions

Bombasticism

The art and science of being bombastic enough to get people to listen to you, even though you're just a windbag.

Russ's bombasticism made for good ratings, despite his utter lack of content.

by geodave January 19, 2013

Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

by geodave September 7, 2013

Couchrage

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

by geodave April 7, 2015

Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

by geodave March 24, 2013

Doing the Math

A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.

Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.

by geodave December 27, 2012

Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

by geodave December 21, 2013

Fart Angels

The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.

Darren caught a whiff of colon and realized that Mary was doing fart angels.

by geodave October 14, 2013