Doing the Math

A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.
Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.
by geodave December 28, 2012
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Bungquet

By throwing pumpkin spice McNuggets on the ground, Jason transformed the row of sorority girls into a Bungquet of clapping booties.
by geodave November 18, 2020
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Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.
Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.
by geodave March 25, 2013
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Fart Angels

The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.
Darren caught a whiff of colon and realized that Mary was doing fart angels.
by geodave October 14, 2013
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Vagiferous

A vagina-rich environment
by geodave November 26, 2012
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Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
by geodave September 08, 2013
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Couchrage

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.
Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.
by geodave April 07, 2015
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