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Jerkable
"Jerk" comes from the phrase "Jerking Off" which also means masturbating
"able" means having the ability to do something/opportunity do something
Combine them together and you have "Jerkable"
In simpler words, Jerkable means being able to jerk off to something.
"able" means having the ability to do something/opportunity do something
Combine them together and you have "Jerkable"
In simpler words, Jerkable means being able to jerk off to something.
Joon Sung Kim: "Bro I jerked off to Hentai yesterday, that shit was awesome"
Aiden Lee: "Hentai??!! wtf man! that shit is unjerkable, how do you jerk off to animated characters"
OR
Aiden Lee: "bro did u see that Ash Kaashh gawk gawk video?"
Joshua Hwang: "Yeah man, that shit is jerkable as FUCK"
Aiden Lee: "Hentai??!! wtf man! that shit is unjerkable, how do you jerk off to animated characters"
OR
Aiden Lee: "bro did u see that Ash Kaashh gawk gawk video?"
Joshua Hwang: "Yeah man, that shit is jerkable as FUCK"
Jerkable by youngdaggerdiq January 23, 2022
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jerkable
noun - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;
(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together
(3) an apt description of the person reading this right now
(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together
(3) an apt description of the person reading this right now
jerkable by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024
jerkable
adjective - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;
(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together;
(3) a personality assessment of the person reading this right now
(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together;
(3) a personality assessment of the person reading this right now
Examples:
"That's the most jerkable bullshit I ever heard."
"Laura is jerkable in the worst way."
"Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"
"That's the most jerkable bullshit I ever heard."
"Laura is jerkable in the worst way."
"Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"
jerkable by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024
Jerkable
Jerkable
Able to jerk off to it without feeling guilty
And because it's design is good
Compliment on looks
Able to jerk off to it without feeling guilty
And because it's design is good
Compliment on looks
Jerkalerkalot
A name referencing those who "jerk" or masturbate a lot, to the extreme that they sprain their wrists while doing so.
Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.
Can also be referred to as Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
Used in a teasing manner, implying a sexual insult.
1. Tomas, you jerkalerkalot!
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.
or, alternatively,
1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
2. Wow, that's the third time this month he's sprained his wrist! Must be a jerkalerkalot.
or, alternatively,
1. He's known for jacking so much, he's even called Sir Knight Jerkalerkalot.
Jerkalerkalot by the1whooalwaysknows August 7, 2012
cartoon jerkables
cartoon jerkables by Tweakumz July 6, 2003
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