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jerkiatric 

An old bitter person that never has anything good to say about anything or anyone.
Geriatric jerk jerkiatric
jerkiatric by ideamanrick October 7, 2010
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Jeramiah 

Jeramiah is a very handsome male figure, whom often has a lot of people that wants him, Jeramiah is sweet and kind and loves to have fun! But once you get on his bad side he will BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!, but Jeramiah is one of the best people to be around! If you know a Jeramiah you should love and cherish him because he’s a loyal one
Omg I freaking love Jeramiah so much
Jeramiah by Katielovesyou June 11, 2018

Jeramiah 

Jizzyjermwittheperm that’s him. Pretty boy gangsta that’s him. He is that guy. Jeramiah is all around a perfect person to be around.
A girl named Jerania is someone you can trust. She will have your back no matter what. She’s very loyal and likes to joke around. Jerania likes talking and doesn’t have a hard time making new friends. She’s cute and everyone knows it. She’s very nice although at times can be mean. You can trust her with anything. She’s very laidback but also very hyper. She’s an amazing friend. Jerania is someone who you will want to have in your life forever. So if you have her in your life you are very lucky.
Jerania is such a great friend. Have u met her?
jerania by Jerania June 10, 2019

Jeramiah 

Jeramiah is an incredibly sweet friend. He will be there for you no matter what. But he is an incredible man whore . Because hella girls want him he decides to fuck around with their feelings or even their pussys. In conclusion, he’s a good friend not a good boyfriend.
I wish me and jeramiah would’ve stayed friends, i wish i never knew the cheating side of him.
Jeramiah by babyyyyyyygirl February 11, 2019
A brand new std where the penis skin grows over the tip and seals off the dick so you can't piss it only affects men but is transferred unknowingly by females
Guy1 hey did you hear about Tyler
Guy 2 yea he caught the jerakie, had to get his pecker sliced open like a peach
jerakie by Mini1313 February 24, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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