Geriatric 

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.

What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?

Geriatric by gator13 December 19, 2010

geriatric 

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

geriatric by Smurf September 29, 2008

geriatric 

To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.

Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?

geriatric by ted_trippin January 26, 2005

geriatric 

One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.

A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.

geriatric by Lance footstrong March 7, 2016

Geriatric 

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.

Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.

Geriatric by Bob_Saget3 July 31, 2018

Geriatric 

Scotties old hag

Scottie’s grandma/girlfriend (geriatric) needs to go to a home

Geriatric by Bobbylovescoke September 1, 2020

geriatric 

Used to describe a dog that is attracted to other dogs of the same sex

look at that geriatric dog fucking another dog

geriatric by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023