Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.

What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?

by gator13 December 19, 2010

geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008

geriatric

To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.

Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?

by ted_trippin January 26, 2005

geriatric

One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.

A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.

by Lance footstrong March 7, 2016

Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.

Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.

by Bob_Saget3 July 31, 2018

Geriatric

Scotties old hag

Scottie’s grandma/girlfriend (geriatric) needs to go to a home

by Bobbylovescoke September 1, 2020

geriatric

Used to describe a dog that is attracted to other dogs of the same sex

look at that geriatric dog fucking another dog

by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023