jerkia 

Jerkia and Jake Paul.... stupid crap that Jake Paul is trying to get views for. They have got really close and cute tho.

Look how cute they are together. They are the next Jerkia!

jerkia by Breeeeeee ♡ July 9, 2017

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019

Jerkmate

Annoying ass ad for a "adult version of tiktok" that shows up on porn/rule 34 and hentai websites

While beating his meat, James saw the Jerkmate ad and thought the ad was a little sussy

Jerkmate by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser March 8, 2021

Jerkface Deluxe 

A jerkface, but a more complete edition. Extras are almost certainly included with this package - this package of jerkface.

Frequently this is countered with some terrifying insult.

You are not only a jerkface. In my exhaustive analysis, you Sir, are in fact best described as a jerkface deluxe.

Why thank you for noticing - meanie-bag!

Jerkface Deluxe by Nom de plumes of smoke August 25, 2010

jerking off a blind guy 

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

jerking off a blind guy by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013

jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008