jerkiatric

An old bitter person that never has anything good to say about anything or anyone.

Geriatric jerk jerkiatric

by ideamanrick October 7, 2010

jerkpatrick

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

Jerkatic

Someone who masturbates more than they should, or is addicted to jacking off.

Eric N. is a jerkatic, he masturbates 43 times a day.

by Nooniieboo January 31, 2009