A brand new std where the penis skin grows over the tip and seals off the dick so you can't piss it only affects men but is transferred unknowingly by females
Guy1 hey did you hear about Tyler Guy 2 yea he caught the jerakie, had to get his pecker sliced open like a peach
One of the best humans in the world. THEY ARE VERY SENSITIVE, but that’s just one negative thing compared to a million other positives. they are often happiest when people they care about are happy. they have big goals in life, that involves a lot of education and family oriented goals. they are smart, even if they don’t see it themselves.
to my bestfriend, because he is the best person in the world.
A cool ass person who's coolness is only beaten by their ballin ass personality. Sometimes referred to as cocky but likes to think of himself as confident. Can be a dick when angered. Musically inclined and very cute.
Hey did you see jeramie punch that dude in the locker room?
Hey dude jeramie is so good at snare drum I cant believe jeramie and danielle still go out
The highest level of a jerky act. A VERY selfish, manipulative and rude thing. Usually douchebag's display the jerkiest acts. You may also see morons, jackasses, frat boys, jocks, and anyone from New Jersey committing the jerkiest acts.
Caleb: She's not very pretty. I will never give her a chance.
Courtney: That's one of the jerkiest things I've ever heard. Just give her a chance.
A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."