Noone knows exactly what a japot is. Google searches result into webpages the mysterious person have made a mark ok. Only a select few truly know who the person behind the mystery is.
What the fuck is a japot?
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A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
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