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Jaypooping 

Pooping on a toilet in a way that the toilet was not designed for. Example: squatting on western-style toilets.
Dude 1: Man, I just heard someone grunting unusually in the stall beside me. I suspect he was jaypooping.
Dude 2: Damn that’s gross, I’d avoid that stall in the future.
Jaypooping by daurbanmanh May 6, 2021
Words you can keep

jayphoning 

Careless use of a mobile phone by a pedestrian on the street as he risks getting run over and injured.
jaywalking+phone
Jayphoning is risky, so don't use your mobile on the street.
jayphoning by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010

jaylooking

standing in the middle of the street looking for the bus.
the bus was late, and I was almost mowed down by a motorcycle while jaylooking.
jaylooking by bobalott May 1, 2014

jayhooking 

Verb

1) the act of carelessly strutting your stuff into the street in order to attract customers for sex instead of just waiting on the corner like regular hookers
Did you hear that Emily got hit by a care jayhooking and still made 500 bucks in one night?
jayhooking by Frightfactory July 25, 2016

JayPoppin 

JayPoppin is the most awesome person to ever exist on planet earth. He’s the greatest producer, rapper, audio engineer, dad, friend and everything you’ll ever need, He makes the hard beats, writes the most amazing song lyrics and make everything easy, Poppin is someone you call when you have a huge project to work on, it could be a music project, or trying to get your life together, he will come through for you and make it easy. Most people call him Poppin, Baby Poppin, Poppin X or just Jay. Like he is the most important and supportive person you’ll ever meet. Need someone to talk to that understands? Just call Jay because he knows and he would listen to you and stay with you to solve your problems before he leave. He’s not easy to meet but when you meet him, your life will never be the same. Everyone needs someone like JayPoppin.
Damn I can’t do this myself I definitely need JayPoppin to get me Poppin
JayPoppin by HiddenSeer247 November 19, 2023

jaymooning 

When the waves are 6-8 foot and offshore but suddenly an old injury's back to stop you from going out for a few.
When you ask a mate if he's keen for a surf and he makes some shit excuse because he's a bit scared. This is known as jaymooning in surfing circles on the south coast of nsw
jaymooning by Popeyetheshredlord December 2, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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